August 2010
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July 2010
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Why do people from northern England always sound to me like they’re eating wiff zewr mowfs foo?
March 2010
83 posts
RT @bstiteler: The old media response to the internet seems to be, let’s make this transition as hard as possible, and make a profit at …
What are the coolest festival web sites you’ve seen? Film, book, theater, whatev. MinnFringe planning’s afoot. Want to do research.
Vanity, thy name is networking.
Watched the CS5 voodoo video. First thought: “Editors at @theonion are certainly going to have a much easier time.”
Connecticut is a paradise on Earth. @bstiteler In fairness, our insurance industry is the envy of the free world.
Should I try making cinnamon toast ice cream? Cinnamon ice cream with little chunklets of bread pudding? That’s a good idea.
Updated to Adobe CS4… A little late to the party, sure, but it’s a thrill that Photoshop closes instead of crashes.
Does the GOP’s membership card look like a credit card? Wonder what the APR is. We certainly know what the balance is. http://bit.ly/bnIJUH
Thank the gods for a new She & Him album. I was running low on precious-alt rock. #truthfullywhew
RT @nhpr: Let’s play a Twitter game today: #starwarspledgedrive. I’ll start with an easy one: “Help me, NHPR members, you’re our only hope”
W00t! An addition to the team who’s not boilerplate gay! .@BadAstronomer .@rebeccawatson “The Amaz!ng” Randi comes out: http://bit.ly/5qFofO
GOP wants to restore freedom to doctors and streamline the 2000-page #hcr bill by… larding it with micromanaging amendments. #grandstand
Brussels sprout soup? Wolfed. Coke Zero? Guzzled. Plans? Made. Giant hard cider at @duplexmpls, your ass is mine.
I’m going to need a drink. Who wants to help, people? And is it terrace weather yet?
And the second of two conferences within one week. Is there a German word for “headache caused by overengagement and sugary catered food”?
Irma Boom (had to leave early, sadly) was everything AIGAmn lectures usually aren’t: valuable, engaging and charming. More, please.
The açaí berry only works as for weight loss for people who know how to type the proper diacritics. #weightlosssecrets
Biden’s vs. Cheney’s use of “fuck” summarizes the men: One is celebratory usage, the other is a threat. Not all fucks are created equal.
Theatre Arlo presents Death of a Salesman: The Duck Stamp Plagiarism Remix @bstiteler @birdchick
I just blocked someone who, in her bio, both listed “homeschool expert” and “certified MILF.” Grody.
Approximately 30% of all “King of the Hill” plots require the audience to know there was a time there was no caller ID.
I’m really liking how none of the right wing “THIS ISN’T OVER” tweets don’t link anywhere. Where there’s smoke, there’s a mirror.
I don’t envy GOP leadership. Their horrible monster still wants blood. A tea party gets ugly when the host doesn’t have refreshments.
How is this bill passing by majority vote not representative? We elected Dems for a reason. That reason wasn’t to cater to the losing side.
RT @ac_money: Canadians will congratulate you like a 3yo taking his first poop on the potty. We’re proud, but y’know… it’s about time. …
RT @MikeRylander: Oh my God yes. Yes he is. RT @robdelaney Terrific American @joemande is doing some beautiful tweeting right this exact …
So, us commies took a step for health care. Next on the destroy-America agenda: Paying down GOP debt! Why must socialism be responsible?
Best signal the audience is going to come along on your theatrical journey: they laugh at the preshow music.
Sometimes I hope for the day we can have Foursquare for brushing our teeth and going to bed alone like a big boy.
This is always true, but especially so tonight because it wd be hi-larious: I want the theater crowd to fight the bowlers at BLB.
Tim Gihring @mnmomag has a masterpiece on MN culture vs the ideological marketing @timpawlenty thinks is leadership http://bit.ly/aKBN3A?
Only socialists ride bikes. That’s why the administration is changing federal rules regarding them. YAY! http://bit.ly/byrI12
RT @t_embretson: i went to myspace, stared at the screen for awhile before realizing i forgot both my login and password. decided is was …
So much for the austerity measures… Fucking @threadless sales. DAMN YOU, GREAT DESIGN AT BARGAIN BASEMENT PRICES!
Some of us Fringe kids spent today at marathon marketing training (day 1 of 4-in-a-row). Cool but LOTS to digest. Now: Whiskey.
This is a ridiculous hour (for me) to be awake. You people who do this every day should be ashamed of yourselves.
“American ability to sustain moral outrage about nothing.” Hole in one! http://bit.ly/byXrIl
I always get nervous when @ebertchicago plays Tweeto. It’s like the principal’s calling us into the office.
Why does Tallulah Bankhead have to be dead? Can we trade out Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan to get her back?
Austerity measures in place that would shock the IMF. No dinner out ‘til I’m in a country where I don’t have a kitchen. #nouveaubourgeois
The cat meows and meows. So I follow. She stands in a corner of the kitchen and meows and meows. I think she’s putting herself in time out.
She would often look at [title of Mary Cassatt painting] and dream. #socialrealismmadlibs
Éireann go Brách [ˈeːrʲə ɡə brɑːx]: phr. <Irish, lit., Ireland until the end [of time]; intj., chief. N.Am., warning of imminent vomit
One time, a [economic adj.] girl from [gritty locale] went to [social service agency] about her [relative]’s abuse. #socialrealismmadlibs
If only she could leave [city/rural town] for [rural town/city]. #socialrealismmadlibs
“[Interjection]!” she cried. “You don’t [verb] how I am! I don’t know how to [verb mastered by most American adults].” #socialrealismmadlibs
A helpful reminder as we head into the last push for health care—and stare down the horrorshow of the ‘10 midterms. http://tpm.ly/aqyJLo
I couldn’t sleep, so I finally did something with my favorite URL: http://myfavoritematthew.com/